Guess what? Not this time.
I have a perfectly useless, insane tutorial, which would never ever help you. A tutorial on How not to be better.
Here. My magic number. 4.
Four ways on how not to be better
1) You needn’t (oughtn’t) climb.
What is the point of winning oneself? You are your competition, and see you’ve already won. You know a lot. A lot. So, to hell with others and those philosophies of getting par the bar you wet yesterday. Don’t set bar. You’re at the top already. There’s nowhere to go now. To hell with ladders. Your level is the best.
2) Fuck watches.
You. You my friend are the boss of your life. No doubts. Period. So, here’s the real deal. You control yourself and no one or no thing other. Fuck all those watches. Take your time. Sleep your ass off. Go whenever you want. Why walk on other’s time? What is there with routine when you create it on the go?
3) Communication is a hoax.
Boss. Come on. Communication? Think again. You and communication? You communicating? Is that what you deserve? Do you need to speak? Why write? Why waste energy? You’re the boss. The boss is always right, and all of them ought to understand you. No matter what. No conditions applies.
4) No. Don’t.
Don’t plan. Planning is injurious to your health. You know, something that’s not good at all. I told you, you’re the only boss of your life. You do what you feel like doing, WHENEVER YOU WANT. Sleep when you want, eat what you want. Why trouble yourself by thinking it from beginnig? Dont plan. Be happy. Settle down.
Still not guessed? It’s your own Chief Cynic, Yugantar Paudel.